This chick/bird/slut is utterly wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' worse for wear. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no coordination/is made of jelly. This is a classic/prime example/ textbook case of what happens when you party too hard/lose control/push it too far. You gotta know your limits/boundaries/endurance, or else you end up lookin' like this wreck/disaster/train wreck.

Wul Tight an' Badmind Bashment

Dis yah riddim a pure fire, yuh know. Dem deh selectors dem spin di plates like dem crazy, an' di crowd dem a go crazy. Dem a jump pon di floor all night long. Is a pure bashment, yuh feel mi?

• Expect some wicked tracks from di likes of Buju Banton.
• Wear most comfortable shoes, 'cause yuh a go be on the move .
• Prepare yourself fi a proper dancehall experience.

Boogieing to this Beat of Shell Shock

The bass is like a bully, and the beat is infectious. The crowd, a sea of movers, go themselves up in it. It's a night with sweat.

This ain't no social gathering; this is Badmind Shell, and they are the energy.

The Ultimate Jamboree

Get ready to unleash your inner goomba and prepare for a sensation of a time at the fabled Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree! This ain't no ordinary gig, it's a full-on frenzy of toe-tappin' tunes that'll leave you speechless.

• Prepare for a marathon of the best ska bands this side of the Mississippi
• Dig out your most outrageous duds and shimmy your way to the front of the podium!
• Feast a mountain of scrumptious eats that'll keep you fueled up for all night long.

Heck yeah miss out on this epic experience! The Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree is gonna be a legend you'll never forget!

Badmind Vibes, Wul Tight Style

Yuh know seh some people dem jus' like fi Riddim bring trouble, mek di whole place feel tense. But we nah get caught up to dat, yuh hear? We gotta remain focused and keep our own style tight.

It's all about perspective, bredda. We gotta spread love. When people come with dem bad energy, just brush it off. Don't get involved. Just stay cool.

We gotta remember seh we in control of our own well-being. So let's keep dem bad vibes out and make a difference.

Stepping to the Rhythm, Escaping Negativity

Dippin' and swayin'/bobbin'/jiggin' through the shell of this world/scene/society, we ain't givin' in to no badmind/hatred/vibes. We keep it movin'/stay true/push forward with a heart full of rhythm/love/joy and a soul that's ready/fired up/vibrant to bust a move/dance the night away/celebrate life. The beat/music/sound is callin', and we answer with moves/energy/passion, lettin' the good vibes flow/shine/spread.

It ain't about the competition/judgement/drama, it's about findin' your own groove/flow/beat and movin' to it with pride/confidence/freedom. {Shell shock? Nah. We got shellshock therapy, delivered in doses of rhythm and unity/love/respect. Join the circle, let the music/energy/vibes carry you away, and remember: we skankin' through shell, defyin'/overcomin'/ignorning badmind every step of the way.